One Sentence to Describe Every Celtic
Jaylen Brown
Finally blossoming into his full potential and proving people who doubted his contract wrong.
Carsen Edwards
The ultimate hot or cold shooter - there’s no in between.
Tacko Fall
An absolute meme who could be super useful if he develops his skills.
Javonte Green
A firecracker who will throw it down over anybody.
Gordon Hayward
Highkey back to his Utah form, and if he picks it up, could sneak into the All-Star game.
Enes Kanter
This man is a magnet for offensive rebounds.
Romeo Langford
Super unfortunate he keeps getting injured, because he’s shown promise at times.
Semi Ojeleye
The terminator, but somehow with bigger muscles (that almost actually injured Kemba).
Vincent Poirier
Doesn’t really see the floor much, can’t get a real feel for his game.
Marcus Smart
The heart and soul of the Boston Celtics.
Jayson Tatum
The (still) young gun who never fails to amaze me to this day.
Daniel Theis
Soon to be known as an elite shot blocker and super smart defender.
Kemba Walker
The perfect mix of Kyrie’s skill and IT’s ability to be a great teammate - the perfect Celtic.
Brad Wanamaker
Lowkey the most improved player on the Celtics, and might be our true sixth man.
Tremont Waters
Looked great in the one game we saw him in, just doesn’t get lots of playing time.
Grant Williams
Looks to be Marcus Smart 2.0, and is a huge glue guy already in his rookie season.
Robert Williams III
His only job is to make enormous blocks and roll to the rim for alley-oops.
